Fortune Cookie Fortunes

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share good fortune

"We must become the change we want to see."

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Put all your unhappiness aside, life is beautiful, be happy.

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"A smooth sea never made a skillful mariner."

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Confidence isn't something that you get. It's something that you are.

Player Posts : 638 Join date : 2010-03-15

anatoliy shut the fuck up didnt u retire faggot?

Subject: Re: Fortune Cookie Fortunes Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:36 pm

manner

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Rofl, y u mad bra?

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"We be jammin'"

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into your mother

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wow sayge fortune
"the time will soon come for you to make a choice in a pressing matter"

i think it's telling me to quit wow Sad

fortune cookie: "you are only starting on your path to success"

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good quit wow

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"you will soon receive an offer you cannot refuse"

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"Save the cheerleader, save the world."

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attend to business another day, nurture your love life.

Subject: Re: Fortune Cookie Fortunes Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:31 pm

at dinner with huk marko and huk got same fortune and it was fucking awful lol
cant quite remember it maybe marko does.

marko asked the dude for 2 more cookies cuz the fortune was so bad LOL

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those 2 fortunes were meant for you and marko.........a pair for life

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my fortune cookie says
"you are a classic"

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A new wardrobe brings great joy and change to your life

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it is a nice day. Smile

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"Treat yourself to something special."

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someone is looking up to you. don't let that person down.

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You will take a pleasant journey to a place far away.

You will take a chance in the near future, and win.

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Your road to glory will be rocky, but fulfilling.